Here it is! Hehe! I know it’s been quite awhile since we posted a sexy commercial so I hope you’ll enjoy this one — it features a blonde, busty Nordic model with hips to die for.. Hehe!

After the train crash involving Metrolink’s train that killed at least 25 people, Michael R. Peevey (President of the California Public Utilities Commission) issued a statement that he will propose an emergency order banning the personal use of cellular communication devices while operating a train. He said,

“On behalf of the CPUC, I would like to express our condolences to the family and friends of those involved in the Metrolink accident. The CPUC is the principal state agency for rail safety and we are leaving no stone unturned in our investigation of this accident, including interviewing the former spokesperson for Metrolink who resigned from the agency, allegedly after her candor in assessing responsibility for the accident was questioned by her superiors. Further, I will ask my fellow Commissioners on Thursday to approve an emergency order prohibiting the personal use of cellular communication devices while operating a freight or passenger train anywhere in California. Some railroad operators may have policies prohibiting the personal use of such devices, but they’re widely ignored. Our order would make it the law and we’ll go after violators. We owe it to the public.”

Just so you won’t get jailed when you go to other countries — you light up your fave cig, only to find out smoking is banned and you’re subject to prosecution. YIKES! Anyhow, smoking is bad for health, it kills, so you better stop smoking now!

Enough of banned stuff for the moment — let’s take a break and enjoy this video compilation of laptops throughout the years. Most of the old laptops look like a large Nintendo DS! And oh, at the end of the video, futuristic laptops are seen — so cool! ^_^

Yes, Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney! According to Michele Elyzabeth, the former glamour model’s ex-publicist, Heather was desperate to make a name for herself in Hollywood and advised her to secure her a role on a high profile TV series (Desperate Housewives). Michele related, “Heather was desperate to live in America. She wanted to be accepted by Hollywood in any way. I tried to get her on Desperate Housewives in a little cameo.”

Unfortunately for Heather Mills, Eva Longoria wasn’t too keen on having her on the hit TV show. The divorcee’s ex-publicist continued, “The producer was keen. I reckon they saw the chance to get some headlines for the show. But when the stars discussed it, Eva Longoria was totally against it. She demanded Heather be dropped from consideration.”

What happens when your dad has the ‘best poker face’ in the world and he was the one who opened the door when your tattooed, pierced, Nazi-looking date came to get you? Can’t imagine? Then just watch Full Tilt Poker’s banned commercial below!

Security persons are supposed to be strong people and supposed to lead the masses in times of security breach and disasters. But this security guard in a grocery store completely flips out during an earthquake! He panicked, somersaulted over the store’s turnstile, and left his gun on the floor! What the?? Was he ever trained or what?? He ought to be banned!