The password enabled bra, like a modern chastity belt.

If the vibrator is found on the couch, I’d bet it doesn’t smell that nice.

It’s ok they’re just friends But that’s how those kitty porn rumors get started

Possibly the sexiest hair loss commercial ever

Apparently guardian angels like to watch, oh yeah!

Now you’ll ask me, why is the Commercial Banned?
- This ’50s Sci-Fi horror inspired ad for Marmite apparently terrified some children to the point of being banned from television.

This particular pole was not meant for dancing…unless you want to be kicked in the face.