Elephants And Parking Meter – What's the Connect?
Feb10

Elephants And Parking Meter – What's the Connect?

In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.” Okay, now just sit back and think about it. Elephant plus parking meter. Again, elephant plus parking meter. How do these two even equate with any form of logic? It’s obvious that at some point in the distant past some clown from a circus was riding down the streets of Miami on an Safe tea approved...

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Keep That Bear On A Leash In Woodstock
Feb10

Keep That Bear On A Leash In Woodstock

Who in their right minds would want to own a pet bear? Especially in New York State’s legendary Woodstock region? Well obviously some folks do and it is against the law to walk your bear around town without a leash. One might think why someone would want a 200 lb carnivore around the house fetching sticks and playing with the kids. Any zoologist can tell you that bears cannot be totally domesticated, even the smaller black bears...

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Gorillas Banned from Back Seats Of Cars Says Massachusetts
Dec15

Gorillas Banned from Back Seats Of Cars Says Massachusetts

Yes, believe it or not, there is a law in the state of Massachusetts that explicitly states that it is against the law to have a gorilla in the back seat of a car. Here is law: ” No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. ” Now one might wonder, how in the heck this kind of law came to pass. It’s only conceivable that at some point in time, some fool decided to put a 300 lb ape, with the strength of 20 grown men in...

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No Horses in the Bathtubs

In South Carolina, horses cannot be kept in bathtubs. This law can not be more dumb! How can a horse possibly even fit in a bathtub? Moreover, why would anyone want to keep a horse in a...

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No Lions to the Movies House

In Maryland, It’s illegal to take a lion to the movie. It is probably phpaide.com illegal to take a cannibal simply anywhere, not just the movies, for heaven...

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Dogs May Not Bark After 6PM

In Arkansas, dogs may not bark after 6PM. Taping your dog’s mouth for this one might not get you a fine. And how on earth can one even stop dogs from barking after a specific...

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